Thursday, February 14, 2008

My Fountain Virtual Bartender

My Fountain is a counter top computerized bartender. It can serve you up beer ,wine ,and thousands of mix drinks. It has a touch screen (screw the iphone this gets you drunk), network capabilities so it can download recipes off the internet, as well as password protection , child proof alcohol lines and an automatic self-sanitizing feature. Best of all this bartender will never as why I'm drinking at 9 in the mourning.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fuck if it makes it I might feel like James Bond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!