Got A Few Minutes to Kill? Why Not Kill Yourself.

So the fine people at Adult Swim are hosting this game and god bless them for doing it.  The point of Five Minutes to Kill Yourself is to take yourself out before the next staff meeting starts.  With endless tools at your disposal taking a stapler to the face, setting yourself on fire with a blow torch or putting the trophy from the company picnic into the microwave are effective ways ending it all.  Look around though and talk to some of your co-workers, they might just be friendly enough to give you a swift kick in the nuts and help you on your way. Don't forget though you only have five minutes to "do it" so move quickly and have no mercy, remember its you you're trying to kill.