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Vitamin Beer

Lately theres been a few attempts to market vitamin enriched beer. The idea does hold some merit, hangovers are caused in part by dehydration but its also caused by the depletion of vitamins. so by adding vitamins you can not only make the beer healthier but also decrease the effects of hangovers. this Idea isn't new however vitamin goes all the way back to 1933 when Sapporo made a vitamin beer. There is also a Filipino inventor Virgilio "Billy" L. Malang who has made his own version of vitamin enriched beer and is marketing in Asian country's including china , japan, and the Philippines.

Stampede Light from Texas currently available is Texas , Louisiana , and Alabama . They company says "It's like the Gatorade for beer drinkers".They have fortified there light pilsner with

• Vitamin B1 (Thiamine)


• Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin)


• Vitamin B3 (Niacin)


• Vitamin B5 (Pantothenic Acid)


• Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine)


• Vitamin B9 (Folic Acid)


• Folate
  

It will be interesting to see if vitamin beer catches on. If you want to avoid a hangover that badly I'd just pop a handful of Flintstones vitamins and keep on drinking.

Bombay $1,000,000 bottle collection

Bombay commissioned Garrard, Baccarat and Karim Rashid to build a 5 piece set of specialty bottles. The Sapphire shaped bottles contain 10 facets representing the 10 botanicals used to make the gin. The Bottles will be showcased around the world in London, New York, Dubai, Singapore, and Sydney. Then the bottles will be sold for $200,000 each .

A Taste Of Italy

Dogfish Head Brewery will be hosting its 3rd Annual Intergalactic-West Bocce Ball Tournamentat the Millennium Resort in Scottsdale May 9th through the 11th.  The event will be set up into 4 divisions of 8 teams and each team with play each other within their division. The top two teams from each division will then play to determine tournament winners.  Entry fees are $855 or $1,230 depending on the size of room teams want. Food and beer will be included and the tournament will end with a BBQ and a pool party.  So grad three of your closest friends and start playing with your ball because practice makes perfect.

My Fountain Virtual Bartender

My Fountain is a counter top computerized bartender. It can serve you up beer ,wine ,and thousands of mix drinks. It has a touch screen (screw the iphone this gets you drunk), network capabilities so it can download recipes off the internet, as well as password protection , child proof alcohol lines and an automatic self-sanitizing feature. Best of all this bartender will never as why I'm drinking at 9 in the mourning.

I Guess They Havn't Heard of DUIs

This is great stuff. "Sir what the hell are you doing drinking while your driving" , " Well officer its not normal beer its drive beer , how else am I suppose to drink it?"

Home Bar To Impress The Ladys

This Portable Quench Bar is for those of you who want a home bar thats closer to a home club. It features a foot rail, drip try , hidden castor's , bottle rail for 7 bottles , bottle cooler , and UV luminous acrylic front panels to keep it sexy. Only costs $7500

Up All Night With Wide Eyed

You know when your tired but still need to party all night so you take some Jagerbombs. Hoping that the caffeine keeps you going up until the alcohol makes you pass out. Well Wide Eyed does both in one bottle, its a flavored schnapps fused with caffeine. So we'll have to wait to see if this becomes a hit with club goers who need something to fuel there alcohol induced drunken makeouts. Oh and one extra the note the maker says to take it ice cold.

The Traveling Stoli Hotel

The Stoli Hotel is less like a hotel and more like a big exclusive party that moves from city to city. It Stays in town for about a month so far its been in Miami , Chicago , New York , and LA. The hotel has a reception desk, and Snazzy rooms. But you can;t actually stay there like a real hotel. The real hit here is its Themed party rooms and a bar that only serves , you guessed it stolinachay vodka. The Invite list is very exclusive being mostly celebrities.

It's Time To Get To Know Those Little Green Fairies

If you're ever wanted to feel the way Van Gogh did when he chopped his ear off well now you have the chance... kind of.  Absinthe has finally come back to the states and is being spotted in liquor stores across the country.  Due to a FDA ban on any product that contains wormwood absinthe couldn't be sold in the USA, but distillers have found a way around this. By making the drink without the wormwood it is considered legal. The problem is this, why would one drink something that tastes like rubbing alcohol if you're not going to trip balls?  So absinthe coming back to the US might be a little bit of a let down but we'll keep our fingers crossed. Who knows maybe hallucinogens will be legal again someday. 

Join The Mile High Club In Phoenix

Unless your afraid of heights you all now that , you've always and to get your freak on in a airplane. You know first she goes into the cramped lavatory and then you inconspicuously follow her. You two fidgeting around trying to find a position that works in the cramped space all the while trying not to be too loud , and before you know it you foots covered in blue toilet water and the flight attendants are pounding down the door.......

Well now there is a service in phoenix called MileHighAZ were for $600/hr you can take your lady up in a modified airplane and shag til your hearts content. The seats have been changed to a bed setup in a theme that the owner calls “retro lounge jazz club” . The price might seem a little steep to live out your fantasy but this would make one hell of a Valentines Day gift. Of course i have a nasty habit of kicking her out of the bed when I'm done so don't know how that would go......

Sore Loser

Its a well known fact that the good people of Tempe , AZ like to drink. ASUs unofficial motto of "Win or lose ,We still Booze"helpd get it rated as one of the top 10 party schools by Playboy magazine, Tempe is a small city at only 40 squares miles yet it has over 400 liquor licenses that's ruffly 10 liquor licenses per a square mile. So when you deny a man his beer he might become a little irritably. Well this brings us to Kurt Havelock who after being a denied a liquor licence for his bar "Drunkenstein's" threaten to shoot up the Superbowl. In a media manifesto that he sent out to new agency's he says that his original target was the desert ridge shopping center in Scottsdale because it was full of "scum and villainy". Someone must have got him a beer though because on Superbowl Sunday he turned him self in to the police.

heres link to the news story

Next Time He'll Change The Batteries On His Remote

We’ve all been there before, you get wasted and start making empty threats like jumping off the roof of your three story apartment building or saying that you’ll actually eat a microwave vegetarian dinner.

Well Geoffrey Martin Fryatt of Brisbane Australia took it a little too far. After finding out that his finance broker fraudulently swindled him out of his life savings Fryatt got wasted and threatened his neighbors that he was going to detonate a load of explosives with his remote control. The police were forced to declare a state of emergency where to distraught wine-o lives and arrested him shortly after.

Fryatt took one-year probation from a parliamentary judge and was warned that threats of sudden explosions are never taken lightly. I guess next time the microwave dinner will have to do.

Wine In Paint Can?

And you thought wine a box was classy well check this out. Paradocx Vineyards is selling two of its wines Whitewash Pennsylvania (a non-vintage blend of Chardonnay and Pinot Grigio) and the Barn Red Pennsylvania (a non-vintage Cabernet Franc and Sangiovese blend) in paint cans for $35. They do contain liners like your normal wine in a box. Wine in a paint can does seem pretty out there , but who am I to judge my idea of expesnive wine is the kind that comes in gallon jugs.

Arizona Strong Beer Festival

Oval Vodka Scientifically Better

Oval a high quality vodka brand from Russia has created a vodka with more than meets the eye. They call it the World's only "Structured" vodka. Ovals unique distilling process takes alcohol distilled from pure wheat and filtered water and then combines though a patented technique that changes the two in to a Tetrahedral shape. One alcohol molecule surrounded by four water molecules.
We haven't gotten our hands on a bottle yet, but Oval claims that this crates a very smooth and gentle tasting vodka , and they also claim that its so free of impurities that it doesn't lead to a hangover.

Heineken BeerTender

If your a fan of Heineken's DraughtKeg and always wanted a kegerator then you will like the Heineken BeerTender is for you. Heineken co developed with Krups this mini kegerator to fit its 5L kegs. Not only does it keep your keg cooled to the perfect temperature (letting the keg stay fresh for up to two months), but it also has a better pressure valve that ensures the perfect pour every time. Expect this tabletop kegerator out in March.

The HoboHookah

Hookahs in general aren't very portable, trying to lug around a fragile glass hookah from house to house can be a hassle. HoboHookah is a hookah piece designed to be placed in any bottle. Its A solid one piece design thats dishwasher safe making it alot easier to take care of than normal hookahs. So at next time when your when you friends you can just polish off a bottle of the good stuff and then have a nice hookah sesh.

HoboHookah

The Rolling Rock Beer Ape

Art That Gets You Drunk

I've never been much for modern art , but heres an exhibit that gets me racing. Its an exhibit by Hannes Broecker from Dresden, Germany where you drink the art away. Its a series of contains with different colors cocktails. So this artist invites you to come and drink his away. The idea is brilliant , because if art is anything like women it will look a lot better after having a few drinks

via [thecoolhunter]

We've Become Believers

This Hard Cover book cleverly conceals a 4 0z flask. No good drinker should ever be without a flask near by. So keeping one hidden for say when you friends force an intervention on you and taken you alcohol supplies it would be nice to have a backup. Also comes in the form of a diary, and they will even engrave the flask for you.
Available at SuckUK for $15

Man Arrested With $1,000,000 Of Jack Daniel's

Randy Piper of Goodlettsville , TN has been collection Jack Daniel's for over 6 years and has amassed a collection of over 2,400 bottles worth over $1,000,000(can i get a god damn). He stored his collection in two warehouses and at one of his houses in Lynchburg , TN (home to Jack Daniel's Distillery ). Trouble came after He was accused for illegally selling a bottle worth more than $350. He claims that he was not selling the alcohol but merely the vintage bottles. As of now Randy is charged with four counts of illegal transportation , storage , possession and sale of alcohol. But we here at Brewed can't help but admire this mans passion for good old Jack Daniels. Who knows with the stock market in a quagmire and the dollar in shambles it might be better to invest in alcohol granted as long as you don't drink your retirement funds down the drain.

The BIG Beer Ad!!!

This is old but its still one of my favorite beer advertisements

Cost Co. Brand Beer?

We've seen Cost Co market a number of there own products even including the own vodka (which is distilled in the same plant as grey goose but not the same) , but now it appears that Cost Co is going to be selling there own brand of beer. They recently sumbited this label to the Treasury Department’s Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau. The craft beers are brewed by Gordon Biersch Brewing Company out of california. This attempt to compete in the craft beer market is a testiment to the growth that craft beer has seen recently, growing at twice the rate of the major brands. But at least we can count on this beer to be cheap and sold only by the case.

Real BuzzWinkle Gets Drunk In Alaska

Heres a story about a moose that got drunk off fermented crab apples (appletini anyone?) and went for a drunken stroll through the center of town. He got caught in some christmas lights pehaps getting ready for they party. Because after making his way through the town park he headed down to Bernies. And kept his buzz going by eating some more crap apples and was reported to just gaze off in a drunken stare. Maybe he was just dealing with some female moose problems

Check the story out drunkmoose

Bar Tools For When You Need to Fix a Drink

Men love tools and , We also love drinking so why not combine the two. This multi function bartedning tool set includes everything you need to build some good drinks. And women are always wondering what were doing in the garage.

• Bottle opener - hammer
  
• 4 Olive picks - nails
  
• 1/2 and 3/4 oz jigger


• Lemon Saw
  
• Corkscrew - screwdriver


• Cocktail strainer - spackle knife

you can find it on amazon for less than $30 bucks
Now just combine this with a blender that runs of any cordless drill and your set

The People of Duluth Might Get First Legal Drink In 114 Years

The fine people of Duluth, Minnesota population 87,000, Now have a chance to vote on lifting a ban on alcohol that was put in place 114 years ago in 1894. The vote is to see wether or not that the citiznens of Duluth want to life the porhibition , then its still up to the Minnesota Legislature to change the law. But the vote isn't till November so looks like these people are still either going to have to go for a drive to get a beer and find the kicks some other way .........................moonshine anyone?

Yeah I Put Whiskey In My Coffee What are You Going to do about it

If your like me your not really a morning person, i've always thought that the only difference between morning and mourning was you, but thats just me. In the morning no one likes to be hassled so asking someone about why they put whiskey in there coffee in the morning just might just force them them go over the edge and do something bad.

you get this fighting mug at Thabto

not to be confused with the i love whiskey mug

Breathalyzer Watch So You Know What "Time" To Stop Drinking

The AlcoWatch not just the fashion statement of the year but also has a built in breathlyzer. You know for those times where you bet you buddies who could get drunker but are too drunk to make it out to the breathlyzer in your car. Those of you who want one of these so you know when to stop drinking will have to find one in Hong Kong.

Beer Brewing Bender!!!!

A true master of his craft came up with the great idea of making his own life size bender. He also added features that made it talk , smoke a cigar ,and best of brew beer. He placed a brewing keg inside of bender with a tap that is well.... more than man like. He even went as far as brew his own BenderBrau beer.

He has a great step by step of build process so check his site out here

Chocolate Vodka Shots You Know for the Kids

They've been popular in the UK for over a year and they just hit state side. Pocket vodka shots, they come in a variety of flavors like orange and vanilla. There also have tequila and schnapps flavors. But this doesn't seem like something you want to keep around where the kids can get to them; Or you could end up with a room full belligerent kids on a drunken sugar high chasing the dog around with a net made from vhs tapes ...........ahh i miss my childhood ......





via [coolhunting]

God Bless California

The vending machine has come a long way since the days when the only things could could buy out of them were sodas, candy bars, condoms and cigarettes(all essentials for a great night). So the state that pretty much started the legalized the use of marijuana has introduced and new method of keeping stoners...well...stoned. The marijuana vending machine was designed by twenty nine year-old lawyer Vincent Mehdizaden who owns Health Nutrition Center where the vending machine is located. Mehdizaden designed the machine to make it easier for customers to get what they need and get out without any hassles. Don't think that you're going to be able to stick your arm up inside the machine and score a free nickel bag (you know you robbed the vending machines when you were in high school you thief), the machine is heavily armored and has a few security features in place. It requires users to have an identification card and a biometric finger print scan to fill their prescriptions. The city of Los Angeles has no problem with the machine since it has been legal to have marijuana with a doctors recommendation since 1996, but as far as the federal government is concerned it is illegal to smoke grass in the US period. For the time being getting stoned will be as easy as buying a soda, which would be a good thing to do after you do score your nickel. One can only wonder what's next for the vending machine world, maybe one that dispenses porn (fingers crossed).

Mini Bar Trap

We've all experience an overpriced mini bar in our day. You traveling you go back to your room beat and there this a assortment of goods just calling your name, in your moment of weakness you give in, thinking that you will just buy some water and nuts at a corner store and replace them at a fraction of the cost that the hotel would charge. Well the Wynn hotel casino in las vegas has taken mini bar rip offs to a new level. They now have mini bars equiped with sensors that will charge you for the item for merly taking it out of the tray leaveing no chance of replacing the item. Las Vegas never has a shortage of ways to get you money.

via [gizmodo]

Beer Map of the World

Our friends over Beerme.com got a great site with info on over 10,000 brewerys and thousands of tasting notes form all over the world. Then they put it all into google earth so you can see breweries all over the world. It helps put into perspecitve just how many different breweries there are(each little green pin is a brewery). So if you got google earth download there file here.

www.beerme.com

The Worlds Most Expenisve Beer

Carlsberg has just annouced thats worlds most expenisve beer. Carlsberg Vintage No.1 will sell for $400 with a limited to only 600 bottles. The beer has been stored in french and sweedish barrels and has a abv of 10.5% (Checking bank account). It appears that there are no plans to sell it state side as it will only sold in 3 copenhagen resturants. Which might be a good thing becuase this isn't the type of beer you throw down cases of on superbowl sunday.

via [Luxist]

Scotch With Something To Hide?

So Tequila Charlie and I have been on this mission to try as many different kinds of Scotch that we possibly could and Bruichladdich was the second one that we bought.  The 10 year single malt goes for about sixty five bucks and has a smooth flavor with a peppery after taste. The cool thing about the distillery though isn't that they make some awesome scotch, but that the distilling equipment could also be used to make chemical weapons! Fun stuff right?  So the CIA has made the distiller put up web cams that broadcast twenty four hours a day just to make sure no shenanigans are taking place. All and all its a great scotch but if you're not a fan of whiskeys in general I wouldn't recommend it.

French find new more complicated ways of running away

It appears that the French have found the most artisic and complicated way of running away. though the use of giant animal like mechs thats are fully functional called les machines, but by the looks of the video they won't be getting anywhere fast

heres a link to the video

via [boing boing]

Got A Few Minutes to Kill? Why Not Kill Yourself.

So the fine people at Adult Swim are hosting this game and god bless them for doing it.  The point of Five Minutes to Kill Yourself is to take yourself out before the next staff meeting starts.  With endless tools at your disposal taking a stapler to the face, setting yourself on fire with a blow torch or putting the trophy from the company picnic into the microwave are effective ways ending it all.  Look around though and talk to some of your co-workers, they might just be friendly enough to give you a swift kick in the nuts and help you on your way. Don't forget though you only have five minutes to "do it" so move quickly and have no mercy, remember its you you're trying to kill.

The only ring I'd ever wear

Rings are usually used a functionless fashion accessories or signs of false commitment .This ring however represents the greatest commitment of all. The commentimet of drinking. Sure this ring may be made out of antique brass and be classically inscribed but whats most important here is that it is also a bottle opener finally combing fashion and function. but for $135 i'll just keep opening beer with my eye sockets

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A Lobotomy You Might Actually Be Willing to Have

About a month ago the Indian Wells Brewing Co. came out with this fun intoxicant.  A german double bock with a 10.8% alcohol by volume this puppy is sure to put you on your ass.  The only problem is finding it. The company first started distributing in California last month and within days stores had sold out.  As far as I know stores in Arizona and Colorado are trying to get it but its going to take a while for the brewery to meet the demand.  Keep an eye out for Lobotomy Bock and buy as much as you can because who knows the next time we're going to see it again.

Blow up mouse ,looks like fake boobs

This innovative new mouse requires that you blow it up it use it , just like your girl friend. It also looks just like a silcon breast for you computer. For those of you who have computers with self image issues.

via [geekologie]

Beer Pong Cooler

Ever watch a couple a posers play a game of beerpong that lasts longer that you chem classwhile there beer begins to warm and crys out for an empty mouth. Well N-ice rack was designed for them. This contrapotion doubles as a tray that also can be filled with water and placed in the freezer to create a iceblock to keep you beerpong cups cold. But with a $20 price tag it might just be easier to work on you pong skillz.

via [uncrate]

Proof Robots Are becoming Angry

Here is eveidence that we must stop robots from taking over the world and becoming our evil overlords. because as seen in the video when they become angry they will attack our most beloved treasure beer.(how do you punish a robot for a party foul) We mus cut there power cords before our robot overlords start a new prohbition, thats will draw the new dark age upon us.


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