Next Time He'll Change The Batteries On His Remote

We’ve all been there before, you get wasted and start making empty threats like jumping off the roof of your three story apartment building or saying that you’ll actually eat a microwave vegetarian dinner.

Well Geoffrey Martin Fryatt of Brisbane Australia took it a little too far. After finding out that his finance broker fraudulently swindled him out of his life savings Fryatt got wasted and threatened his neighbors that he was going to detonate a load of explosives with his remote control. The police were forced to declare a state of emergency where to distraught wine-o lives and arrested him shortly after.

Fryatt took one-year probation from a parliamentary judge and was warned that threats of sudden explosions are never taken lightly. I guess next time the microwave dinner will have to do.